I'm Kelly. Ms. Kelly if You're Nasty.

Welcome to the world of two, crazy, sarcastic, opinionated, bitchy, funny, snarky, ridiculously good-looking sisters. We have a lot of tips, tricks, product recommendations/reviews & advice to share. What better place than on the *wide-wide-web (see below for explanation).

For the past year, my sister Katie & I have talked about starting a blog to share all kinds of tips & tricks we've learned along the way. The things we call each other immediately to tell the other they HAVE to buy, people products we HATE, crazy stories of things that we think only happen to us or to bitch about someone who wronged us in some form or another.

Since I'm a Mom & I'm short on time & you probably don't care about all the nitty gritty details, here are the bullet points for you.

(Kelly - circa 1988)
I've always had a thing for sparkles, was rocking winged black eyeliner way before Adele & I'm pretty sure I started the whole statement hat thing, sorry Xtina. Don't worry, I still have that hot dance number & I plan on forcing my daughter to wear it one day in the near future.

• Name: Kelly
• Age: THIRTY flirty...and thriving. Kidding. I'm married.
• Marital status: Married: 3.5 years to D
• Kids: 1 daughter, 16 months old
• Location: East Coast
• Hobbies: Watching Bravo, going to Target, anything sparkly, watching make-up tutorials on Youtube & pretending I know how to contour my face like Kim Kardashian, wearing yoga pants like it's my job, spending time with my family. The usual.
• Occupation: I work in the IT field. SNORT. But I swear I know how to function in social settings like a normal person.
• Dislikes: People who take themselves too seriously, bad drivers, people who don't hold the door for others, people who think they are smarter than everyone else because they use big words & correct grammar.

I don't really know what else to say about myself. I think I'm a pretty funny person. I love to laugh, I love making people laugh even more and I really like technology. I've started several blogs over the years but have never really followed through with any of them. 

So hopefully Katie & I can share fun stories, tips on products we love & just general information on our lives. With that said, Katie will now share her bio and it will probably be more detailed, more clever and well-thought out than mine with a picture of something sparkly. Because she loves to one-up me!! Kidding!!
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Explanation of sister terminology used above:
* wide-wide-web: I believe, and Katie correct me if I'm wrong, that someone Katie worked with, who was not extremely knowledgeable about computers or the internets, referred to the WORLD wide web as the "WIDE WIDE WEB". Eight years later, that person has no idea we are still mocking her to this day. I told you we could be snarky.