Kelly

What it do, baby boo?

(Kelly - circa 1988)
I've always had a thing for a sparkles, I have loved winged black eyeliner way before Adele hit the scene & sorry Xtina but I've been wearing a statement hat since the late 80s.
Sidenote: I still have this jazzy number & will force my daughter to wear it as soon as she fits into it!

• Name: Kelly
• Age: THIRTY flirty...and thriving. Kidding. I'm married.
• Marital status: Married: 3.5 years to D
• Kids: 1 daughter, 16 months old
• Pets: 1, bad-mannered, ill-tempered English bulldog
• Location: East Coast
• Hobbies: Watching Bravo, going to Target, anything sparkly, watching make-up tutorials on Youtube & pretending I know how to contour my face like Kim Kardashian, wearing yoga pants like it's my job, spending time with my family. The usual.
• Occupation: I work in the IT field. SNORT. But I swear I know how to function in social settings like a normal person.
• Dislikes: People who take themselves too seriously, bad drivers, people who don't hold the door for others, people who think they are smarter than everyone else because they use big words & correct grammar.

I don't really know what else to say about myself. I think I'm a pretty funny person. I love to laugh, I love making people laugh even more and I really like technology. I've started several blogs over the years but have never really followed through with any of them. 

So hopefully Katie & I can share fun stories, tips on products we love & just general information on our lives. With that said, Katie will now share her bio and it will probably be more detailed, more clever and well-thought out than mine with a picture of something sparkly. Because she loves to one-up me!! Kidding!!
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Explanation of sister terminology used above:
* wide-wide-web: I believe, and Katie correct me if I'm wrong, that someone Katie worked with, who was not extremely knowledgeable about computers or the internets, referred to the WORLD wide web as the "WIDE WIDE WEB". Eight years later, that person has no idea we are still mocking her to this day. I told you we could be snarky.